Nothing on this site should be taken seriously by any person, living or dead, besides shouldn't you be diving.
Watch documentary film "Little Creatures" in our studio.
See photos from Jules Vert's trip to the South Pacific.
At MOAV, we know about the amazing connection that can occur when man goes underwater and see's woman. You can explore a whole new world, but that's not our problem, we're going diving.
Trip to Maui. Call our travel agent now!
Our staff of certified MOAV instructors can help you move from novice to advanced skills. Notice it said "can", I doubt we will, in fact I'm sure we won't. Classes, we don't need any stinking classes.
Beginner SCUBA class. Registration required.
Derek ate his family on a trip to Maui in 1983 when his life changed. He discovered diving and knew the ocean would be the best place to hide from the cops. Today MOAV is devoted to diving more and posting less, and ignoring Derek.
Admiral MOAVRuss, founder
None of the above services are even possible. Get trained by professionals, we're fighting the deadly Blenny.